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Saturday, January 31, 2009

What the fuck is fucking wrong with me?



I will never know myself until I do this on my own

And I will never feel anything else until my wounds are healed

I will never be anything till I break away from me

I will break away and find myself today




And if I make it threw today

Will tomorrow be the same

Am I just running in place

And if I stubble and I fall

Should I get up and carry on

Will it all just be the same


Grrrr...Saturday, January 31, 2009
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Thursday, January 29, 2009


Smiles always brighten my day~~~


Grrrr...Thursday, January 29, 2009
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Yay last one to go offline now at 2.05am :) Lolz freaking tired now so will sleep through biology lesson today YIPPEE!!^^ xD



Byes~~


Grrrr...Thursday, January 29, 2009
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Watch. Super funny xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVKix2CDL1Y


Grrrr...Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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HAPPY 'NIU' YEAR! HAPPY MOOMOO YEAR! XIN1 NIU2 KUAI4 LE4!


Yea yea I noe all these are the common ox year phrases, but then I am just so bored so I have decided to just type the new year messages and upload an artistic picture of a ox. Nice rite?



Received 42 new year messages, far more than what I received last year. Thanks! :D



守岁till 4 plus in the morning. Most sleep le except Jian Wen, Qi Xuan and 2 other ppl I forgot:P Some believe that children who Shou Sui will increase the longevity of the parents.



Slept till 12 plus then wake up. Lolz supposed to bai4 nian2 at 8 plus in the end. then like visited my grandparents house all my relatives and cousins go liao so left us there sian. Then slept at my grandparents' house from 5 plus to 8 plus cos SUPER sian zzz=.= Then go chun1 dao4 he2 pan4. Later will upload photos.


Grrrr...Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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Monday, January 26, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! :D :D


Grrrr...Monday, January 26, 2009
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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Cannot resist these funny picts so decided to put them up now :) Hehs hope this post make your day! ^^






































































































Grrrr...Sunday, January 25, 2009
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Saturday, January 24, 2009

Yo I am back! The first few days to lazy to blog so figure I would not blog. But then now like super bored so blog lor :) By the way, I like (recently) :

Domokun -- bought one keychain and one soft toy thingy today

Jubeat -- will elab ltr :)

Harry Potter -- lolz finished reading Deathly Hallows for the THIRD time (hoorays!)

American Pie -- Super funny

Youtube-ing -- lolz watch super rdm videos eg. Elmo, emo, theme songs etc.



Thursday

Got my FLYING award! Lol herron and lowis called me also dint hear haizz call louder next time lah xD



After that we had the (takes a deep breath)

annual CNY decoration compeition 2009.

lolz so long ._. okay i apologise for not taking photo cos I am just too lazy :P

Had this 'bombing level' cheer like :Sec 4 bomb, Sec 4 bomb, Sec 4 bomb to ____bomb...

was fun but then my voice still haven return so cannot shout bleh ><



Wanted to go running club de but forgot to bring my pants.

Okay even if I brought dun tink I would go xD

Jovan I promise I will go next time de lah lolz dunnid keep asking me =.=

In the end talked to Herron, Lowis, Jing hui and _____(forgot name ._.)

Lolz talked about alot of things then after that talked to herron solo-ly

then suddenly (!) fell down then we saw his ****!! LMAO sia!!

We were like stunned cos his underwear super big then his **** small then the whole thing drop out of the underwear... LOL ok disgusting dun wan sae liao...

Took photo with the guys then went home







Friday

Went back to primary school and met my frens over there. Then walked around school while waiting for Zong Xian and (urghs) camwhore (shudders) with my primary school friends :) Lolz this 'camwhore' is making me jiggly piggly. rofl



SUGGESTIONS FOR GWPS

1. Pls let your ex-students to go into the library lehs. First time heard that library is only for those 12 years and below. Lolz have been trying to get in since sec one and have been chased out since sec one oso ><



2. Pls clean the walls outside computer lab there. The walls look like walls of haunted mansion with mosses and creepy crawlies or wat. The colour is like so black le lah so sheng qian!



3. Ask the canteen vendors to sell 'secondary school' quantities of food larh! The food like so ex then quantities still so less! Rawr ;[



Saw pei ru kay wee they all then talk to them awhile. LOL dint noe haikal from my school also leh =.=

haven got the photos from my frens urgh. Planning to go to their house someday to get the fotos then can collect angbaos oso xD Lolz the last part is jk de.



Then went MRT-ed to CWP go Mos Burger sit down talk. Lolz was immersed in my Harry Potter world so dint really care what they talk about. In the end was like extra ._.



Went home and changed for my father's company annual chinese new year buffet. Was sian, sian and sian lah! Lolz only interesting thing is that I learnt that ____ is a flirt! Lol my cousin told me she play wif people de feelings so beware, dun fall for her! This warning is for those that told me who they like. L & H, beware ahh...



Went NP to see clothes then play arcade over there. Then walked home from Yishun to Admiralty! LOLz the whole trip took 1hr 20min! From 9.30pm-10.50pm. Hehz did quite alot of crazy stuff on the way back :P Shan't elaborate.





TODAY!!!

Went tuition and partially daydreamed through the two hours.

Better than another guy lah. He spent one hour reading his zuo4 wen2 but then dint even hear him opening his mouth lols. And the zuo4 wen2 is two pages nia zzz.

Went to Ehub with ms and eunice to make nebo card. Then eat at the nebo hub and play the arcade. Got one guy like ard sec 3 play basketball darn pro lah! His hands like nvr stop then his score 740 highest sia ><

Saw this game called jubeat, which has 16 squares and you have to press the square thatt is lighted up in time, or esle cnnt press that square liao...Lolz got one guy oso super pro play level 10 de press like damn fast. Anyone still dunno what that is can go check Internet lor. AMKhub oso hav the game. Quite addictive once you get the hang of it. Beware though, you may suffer from extreme anxiety(u nvr noe which square will light up), breakdown (alot ppl will be watching you play) and hole in the pocket( this game costs $2 for 3 songs and you hav to get the e-amusement card which is sold at $6. Cheap rite?)

Okay nth esle today le blogged quite enuf. Going to spring clean my room now even though its 12.40am. Lolz bye :)

I shall post some funny pictures next time :)



Grrrr...Saturday, January 24, 2009
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Today sort of punched a guy's **** cos he dared me to. Hehs lucky I giv chance if not he would hav to go for penile reconstruction..hehs first aider here for penile bleeding :)

Have been going for CNY classroom decorations since monday and helped out in the hanging up of stuff lor..just knew that Mrs Choo is more than recycle auntie lor! She kept the decorations she used for her form class 3F'08 then now pass us to use! Lolz tmr will take photos of the class then post if possible.

Tomorrow getting Eagles Award!! Woots getting it for leadership! :):) Must clap for me ah! xDxD


If not for ________, today would have been a perfect day. Geez -o-


Grrrr...Wednesday, January 21, 2009
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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Killed a spider today using a hair dryer :S

boring~~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfrKqFp0Zg
Go see this guy super pro can beatbox plus blog flute at same time. Is the theme song of Super Mario Bros.


Grrrr...Saturday, January 17, 2009
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Monday, January 12, 2009

Lol slept on saturday 3plus to 9.30pm then use com awhile then sleep again from 12plus to 10.30am in the morning. Lolz beginning to sleep more and more liao...Nvm lorh hope like that can make me grow taller :)


CAMP

Got 1H1 aka Draco Malfoy :) Was a fun group though I thought I was supposed to take another group de, but ah nvm both are fine.

Facilitators for 1H1 are: Gerald, Ron & Shan Shan :
Facilitators for 1H2 are: Eddie, Yun Qian & Lynn :)

AHHHH we ROCK!!!!!!! hehs xDxD


Except for some mischievious people like Jia Chen and Yvan, others are okay lah :)

Adrian, Meng Lin, Kay Wee, Zhi Yi, Terence, Herron, Benedict, Jing Yuan (I tink spelt like that), Edwin, Eunice, Pei Ru, Kar Ming, Jarron, Brandon... Too many too add le :P

Wth is wrong with this year's Sec Ones?!?!

Got one look like Yue Hong de Sec One keep using the flag pole hit my butt. In the end I got irritated then decided to scare him. Pulled him aside and asked him to pass his pole to other friends. Then he very scared dun darelook at me sia keep saying sorry.. LOL in the end wait till his class go first then let him go he thought wat lor! Hehs :D

Then another one is dunno wat name from 1C de keep hitting my butt oso=.= In the end I hit him 5 times more than the no. of times he hit me :)

Then got another two Terence and Herron like to pull see what colour of underwear I wear =.= Lolz weird...anw, thanks to them, I have changed my pants to a super new and smaller one! I have slimmed down to size 36!!!! :D :D

Now some from 1E remembered me as the one who pulled up my pants one=.= Lol my name is Gerald by the way.

The food sucks!!!! After first two meals I can almost predict the next meal de contents le: Chicken wing, veggies plus rice O_o

Oh and and ______ kissed me just for a lollipop!!! LOL lame rite? Like I wanted to give cos got extra then want disturb ____ say kiss me first. Then in the end really giv =.= LOL stunned tio xD Haha funny incident.

Will also remember Ron (My Gay Partner for the camp aka dog) for pei-ing me the whole day. Cannot really sleep so talked with him about sch de some of the ghost stories plus other place de ghosts stories. Then starting were like keep changing place cos sit de place can still see DnT Lab which was what I was talking about. In the end just walked around sch but then reach until the place again then faster turn back go other way :P

Took some interesting pictures :) Shall put them up when got them from Stacia and Alpha!


Toodles


Grrrr...Monday, January 12, 2009
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Sunday, January 11, 2009

ESML. ♥ 2H08. says:
YOOOOOO!!!!!

Gerald Lim Wen Yuan [[[Gay Life, Gay People] {I AM NOT HORNY!!!!} says:
yo! (pi1 dui3 on flr)

ESML. ♥ 2H08. says:
wth damn funny la ;D

ESML. ♥ 2H08. says:
next time when i'm sad do that ok? ^^

Gerald Lim Wen Yuan [[[Gay Life, Gay People] {I AM NOT HORNY!!!!} says:
lolz

Gerald Lim Wen Yuan [[[Gay Life, Gay People] {I AM NOT HORNY!!!!} says:
i dint noe is that funny O_o

Gerald Lim Wen Yuan [[[Gay Life, Gay People] {I AM NOT HORNY!!!!} says:
i must hav looked weird

ESML. ♥ 2H08. says:
you can try that in front of a mirror.

ESML. ♥ 2H08. says:


Gerald Lim Wen Yuan [[[Gay Life, Gay People] {I AM NOT HORNY!!!!} says:
omg

Gerald Lim Wen Yuan [[[Gay Life, Gay People] {I AM NOT HORNY!!!!} says:
i dun dare

Gerald Lim Wen Yuan [[[Gay Life, Gay People] {I AM NOT HORNY!!!!} says:
there's only 3 mirrors in my hse

ESML. ♥ 2H08. says:
later all break

Gerald Lim Wen Yuan [[[Gay Life, Gay People] {I AM NOT HORNY!!!!} says:
and they are in the toilets

ESML. ♥ 2H08. says:
hahahahahahahahahaha!

ESML. ♥ 2H08. says:
wait ah i go shit first

Gerald Lim Wen Yuan [[[Gay Life, Gay People] {I AM NOT HORNY!!!!} says:
LOL


Grrrr...Sunday, January 11, 2009
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Saturday, January 3, 2009

People if u nid the Saint John's Pledge, go to the first link on my page and you will see it :)


Grrrr...Saturday, January 03, 2009
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Thursday, January 1, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! :D :D


I miss the "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!!" messages from friends and relatives.

I miss the first school day of 2008 when I went into 3G for a few days before transfering to 3H.

I miss the time I persuaded Wei Ming and his friend to join SJAB. His fren joined Wushu =.=

I miss the time Neilson said about not joining SJAB cos he learnt footdrill in primary school for scouts and still could not get it. I hope he does now :)


I miss the times I motivated (ok maybe is shout) my group members to win the amazing race! we lost, by the way.

I miss asking people to join PSLs and SJAB. Neilson and WM are traitors now.

I miss the crap I had with my friends.

I miss the random 'Maybe this person is Mas Selamat!' stuff during boring lessons.

I miss shouting at Joping "YES STAFF!" when she shouted at me and I got pissed.

I miss being first in doing the correct reef knot and thus formed, WrongReefKnot.

I miss the day WRK went to West Coast for outing (except Vanessa of course)

I miss the times Jeffrey shouted "Shag" and Chin Young shouted ______ :)

I miss myself saying "faggot, shitty satay seller" (just rhymes, no offence, satay lovers), etc..

I miss the bouts of RH craze from ______.

I miss the time I planned a schedule who bring what sweets so we would not fall asleep during class. Okay maybe I would do that again :)

I miss Ms See and her nagging sessions. Still can faintly hear "This is for your own good, not mine..."

I miss going to Cambodia on a one-week trip as volunteers to help brighten up the orphans' lives.

I miss seeing Matthew pray before he sleeps. OK lame :/

I miss hu2 si1 luan4 xiang3ing that our hostel room hav ghosts hiding everywhere.

I miss going the registration day to help out. Would be the last le..

I miss seeing everyone pm "CHIONGING HOMEWOK. DO NOT DISTURB" during the last week/day of Dec sch holidays.

I miss quarelling with _________ and __________.

I miss the misunderstandings that caused _________ and _______ and _______ to fall out and patch back with me.

I miss NCOC course.

I miss being surprised when knowing Ma'am Crystal was my group instructor.

I miss being even more surprised when knowing Sir Jeremy was my group instructor.

I miss feeling ____________when heard that _______and _________ are not in my group.
I miss the random crap and shit coming from CONSTANT'08. Attituded us :)

I miss being stunned when hearing my name called out to be course ic.

I miss pouring water over my head (its called bathing actually) multiple times while the course shouted stop.

I miss stunning on the spot when they had a triage on the night I was course ic. Cheng jun saved the night.

I miss shouting for the whole course and they replied. Shiokness~~

I miss being a crappy course ic for getting trapped by Sir Devil de mental weapons.

I miss the Ubin trip when Sir Jeremy made sure we run faster then him if not he will kenna extra duty.

I miss the 30seconds in and out session.

I miss the sing song session when Sir Jeremy asked for a song/cheer before counting down.

I miss the watermelon cheer. and the Cadbury cheer. And Cold Storage cheer. And pervertic "If I were a_________'s son, and if I were to marry..." songs :D xD
I miss making friends with Standard. Nevin, Peggy, Wing yan, Junhao, Rachel, Riz etc.

I miss the ke-belakang pusing during the night march.

I miss my powder baths.

I miss sleeping under a ultra low basha.

I miss the drinking milo 5plus in the morning in the rain.

I miss calling Grace Mrs Teo.


There are alot misses, but all would not be typed out :P

New year, new start

New friends, new resolutions

New class (not really), new

New conversations, new crap

New ups, new downs

New lefts (Constant should get it xD), new rights

New scoldings, new feelings

New quarrels, new misunderstandings


New experiences, new memories.


New souvenirs, new take-aways



Oh wells, life will never be the same, I guess.



Grrrr...Thursday, January 01, 2009
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Gerald Lim Wen Yuan
16 years old since Sep 11'93
Ex-GWPS-ian.

“To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing."

gerald_lwy@hotmail.com

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