Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Confuse Santa Claus
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. :("
11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
13. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
16. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
17. Leave out a Santa suit, with an attached dry-cleaning bill.
18. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue for personal injury.
19. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
20. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us.
Grrrr...Tuesday, December 30, 2008
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Monday, December 29, 2008
Bored here..found some lame but true facts about Santa. Thus, to all the children and people who fell in love with Santa Claus every 25th Dec, here are some Santa Claus facts. If you do believe in Santa, do not read this. If you get offended, oh well-someone was going to tell you sometime of your life. Check it out...SOME FACTS ABOUT SANTA CLAUS
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children in the world (persons under 18). But since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist children, that reduces the workload by 85% of the total - leaving 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there is at least one good child per house.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000 th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding, etc. That means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, at tops 25-30 miles per hour.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming each child gets nothing more then a medium sized LEGO set (2 lbs), the sleigh is carrying 321300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting the 'flying reindeer' can pull TEN TIMES that normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine - we need 214200 reindeer. This increased the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh to 353430 tons. Again for comparison, this is four timed the weight of the HMS Queen Elizabeth.
5) 353000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy per second, each. In short, they will burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and creating a deafening sonic boom in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second.
Santa meanwhile, will be subject to centrifugal forces of 17500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250 lb Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by a 4,315,015 pound force.
In conclusion, if Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas eve, he's now dead.
Got this off the net. Haha this is so true and logical in the aspect of science. Cheers :)
Grrrr...Monday, December 29, 2008
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Thursday, December 25, 2008
THANKYOUPOST
Some are thought up by me. Others are just cliches I just remembered. Enjoy :)
A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends leave footprints in your heart.
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
True friends are never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart.
Friends are like poems, you may never fully understand them, but you will always love them.
Two persons cannot be friends for long if they cannot forgive each other’s little failings.
Everyone may not listen to what you say;
friends listen to what you say;
best friends listen to what you don’t say
Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing back to you when you have forgotten those words..
A friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each other’s company without speaking a word.
A friend worth your tears will never make you cry.
A real friend is someone who walks in when the whole world walks out..
True friendship is seen through the heart, not the eyes..
Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Dont walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me, and be my friend.
Friendship is a special gift, generously given, happily accepted and deeply appreciated.
The world can be my friend, but just a friend can be my world.
The joy of true friendship is a joy that lasts forever, thank you for adding such joy to my life!
I will be there for you always, I promise.
Thank you for being my friend
Merry Christmas to you all!
Grrrr...Thursday, December 25, 2008
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ALRITES!! So it is christmas now!!!! Hahaha first what I want to do is
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ELAINE CHONG
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
AND...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JEFFREY HO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
Haha so I am done with birthday songs!! Merry Christmas to all!
Christians: MAY GOD BLESS YOU!
Buddhists: MAY BUDDHA/GUANYIN NIANG NIANG BLESS YOU!
Muslims: MAY ALLAH BLESS YOU!
Catholics: MAY MARY BLESS YOU! (Issit?)
Sorry if I have missed out other races. Sorry for any offence caused if I did :P
Grrrr...Thursday, December 25, 2008
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008
RYTES!!! ITS CHRISTMAS 2009!!!!!
OMG I CANT BELIEVE I AM SO HIGH NOW!!! LOLZ MAYBE ITS BECOS I AM GOING TO HAVE MY CHRISTMAS HAM AT 12 PLUS OMG LIKE ITS SO FUN?!?! LMAO!!
The ham damn delicious la!!!! Plus the sauce is really gooooooooood!!! Lolz first thing in the morning I gonna call my friends overseas and aunt in NZ to wish them Merry Christmas! Wahaha xD I dunno why now so high must be wan burn off all the calories now then can go sleep and have fun tmr!!
Grrrr...Wednesday, December 24, 2008
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IT IS GOING TO BE A LONG AND MESSY POST. WITH NO PICTS. JUST HAVE A HEART TO TAG IF YOU DUN W AN TO READ :)
It has been a day since I returned from Bintan yesterday. People, mark my words, you guys should go Club Med, whether it is at Lindemann Islands, or Bintan or wherever. I went to Club Med Bintan, and I fell in love with it instantly!
The stuff there were so lovely and nice and the staff there were soooooo different from other resorts/hotels. They have G.O.s who are super high and cheery (smth like ppl in campfire spirit) and multilingual and having fantastic skills! Forgot the meaning of G.O. liao. Is smth like Gentaliatal Organiser or smth like that.
First day we go, they explained the rules to us, and what I knew was that, they have their own different uniforms to wear on each day. Is like one day they would wear white colour, and the next day would be cheery and bright colours (that's the theme). T
hey even have activities lined up for the guests! Ping pong match, Water basketball, water polo, beach volleyball, billard etc etc. They have the most number of sports/sport facilities I have ever seen in a resort lah! Archery, tennis, swimming, basketball court, soccer field, squash, snorkelling, trapeze ANYTHING. lolz I am still missing this place as I typed the stuff out. Reliving the memories sia..
Guess what, the beach is super wide and white lor! The waves are also super big lah! You go there see the waves and you will never be satisfied to see Sentosa's the liao. Compared to Bintan, Sentosa's waves are like pathetic? Lols.
The food there was fantastic sia!! Fabulous! Scrumptious!_________! (fill in the blanks) They have so much variety of food la you can almost spend the whole day there. Not that I did.
Anyway, they had 3/4 different cuisines and one time and acted according to buffet theme which changes daily. If you miss the breakfast at the main restaurant either becos you were indulged in sleeping in the bed or the shower just makes you want to stay showering forever, you can go to another branch restaurant next to the beach and have your late breakfast (though there wont be much variety of food.) If you were playing until you forgot to have your lunch at the restaurant (12pm-3pm), you can have it (lunch or teabreak) at another restaurant at another level. Whoa, I know.
Every night, they would have a comedy skit for around 1-2 hours. It was quite good lah :) first time see adults so relaxed and hyped up also. After that they have this aerobic dance to have fun.
The frens I made over there were just greattttt!! :D On the first day, we arrived late so dint really do so much stuff except trying to socialise with our long-time-no-see(LTNS) cousins and figuring who is who O.o Then after they finished their dinner I and my sis were still eating our ice cream la. They were like "WAKAO still can eat after the ferry ride ah!" Then after that I go take fruits then one of the brother followed me to gen1 zhong1 me see what I take =.= In the end we established this GeraldFC rofl. They are my feng1 shan4 aka fans aka fen3 si1. Lolz had a long laugh about this lah.
Come second day, wanted to join this Junior Club Med for teens but then there were only 6 of them, plus four of us (my sis, I, Linette and Lionel Lee).
1. Darren Cheng (the guai lan one)
2. Amanda Cheng ( the more guai lan one)
3. Jennifer ( the quiet one)
4. Forgot name (the likes-to-follow-rules one)
5. Arvin ( the mischevious one)
6. Ajuna (A.J.) (the act cool one)
Had archery in the morning with them and I am the only one who got bullseye!! Woots! MY FIRST BULLSEYE! Lolz got a medal for it, but dint take picture lorh sadded :(
After that we went our separate ways cos they were having water aerobics and some just don't feel like playing in water so early in morning. In the end played snooker with no. 5 and 6. Lolz the A.J. was like learn from yesterday then wan act pro like hit backwards or do something funny (according to his younger bro) Then meet this guy called Emra, 16, from USA and currently studying in Beijing. I just like typing all the info out to remind myself next time when I flip through these entries :)
Then after that I feel sian then walk around then the two brothers also follow, then my cuz said they two are my new fans. haha YAY I got multi-racial fans le!! Woots! :):)
Third day morning dint eat that much cos afternoon going to take ferry back to SG le. My cuz and sis went playing at the beach so dint join them. In the end went to table tennis area and played with a Hong Kong family. The small guy called Sam just came yesterday, which explains why he solo at the night show and I pei him watch even though we dint talk =.=, and he came with his dad nia so he super solo la. In the end I be hao ren (ok la that day i oso solo) then play table tennis and badminton with him. Learnt that he's from hong kong, he is 13, studying in Form 2 (hmm...), their school dun hav CCAs, they have lessons in english except chinese which is in cantonese, and he is learning how to play guitar now. Sian la, is like only bond for 2 hours then somemore forgot to exchange emails so next time must rmbed that when I see him next year again! (We sort of agreed to meet each other again same time next year^^ yay friendship rocks!) Haha he made the deepest impression in my mind la, that's why I typed out a paragraph long for him.
Okay, here comes the not so good part liao. The earliest a sport starts is at 10am, so if you have woken up early, you can watch cartoon network in your room, go swimming (not advisable cos its very cold), or have breakfast and play mega chess game with your frens. The chess is like the harry potter movie one except it is not that big and the characters doesnt move when you call out "Knight, three squares to your left" or wat. Ok, lame-ing here.
If you are particularly interested in water sports eg. windsurfing, kayaking, snorkelling etc, don't go in the 2nd semester, cos a monsoon season will be sweeping through it (dunno how to put it in words lah) then you just cannot play these type of sports lorh. Yea I was sad when cannot play lorh o_o oh and speaking about this, don't eat so much/at all, before you board the ferry during the 2nd semester, you will just vomit the contents out. The ferry I boarded rocked so much that
1. my baby brother fainted.
2. Everyone was frantically going to the toilet (not to do business la)
3. The crewmen were busy distributing vomit bags.
4. Everyone's face were just bleah when we alighted the ferry.
I vomited during the last 10min of the ride lah. I scared vomit then run to a corner of the ship and waited for the hell to be over. Then I asked the person he sae 10 more min I thought shud be ok. In the end, when I go back to seat, I saw everyone "happily" vomitting away then I just cannot tahan then vomit liao. Zzz so much for the resilience.
SOMEONE PLS HELP ME GET OVER THIS STUPID HABIT OF NOT TAKING PHOTO WHEN GOING OVERSEAS!! Everything was so nice that I just wanted to take them all into my eyes and savour every moment of it! Lolz paiseh sorry dui bu qi !! Someone poke me next time to buy a 8m.p. camera so that what I see is what you get! Haha dunno what I saying now liao..
Not that I am getting commision for this, but then you guys seriously have to go some point in your life! Haha Their slogan is : Where happiness means the world. How true...
OH YA!! Cheng Yung I actually brought back crab shells for you, but then the crabs died on the trip back to SG so threw all of them away sorry arh~~
Grrrr...Wednesday, December 24, 2008
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Monday, December 15, 2008
Sometimes, life is oh-so-boring. That's when you should have lame stuff in your life. Stay positive and optimistic and you can taste the essence of life.
Grrrr...Monday, December 15, 2008
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Back from the training camp :) WOOTS!!!!
THREE CHEERS AND THREE CHEERS AND THREE CHEERS FOR ZONE 5
HIP HIP HOORAY!
HIP HIP HOORAY!!
HIP HIP HOORAY!!!
Lolz okay thanks to the nco camp, I am sort of accustomed to the hours given for sleeping becos I slept at 7pm and woke up at 8pm. WTH one hour?!?! Lolz that's the reason why I am typing out this post :)
ok the first day was total crapshit. That was becos we, as advance, did not perform up to the standard expected. I hate to say this, but yea it's true. Anw, I think by the end of camp we did improved.
PULAU UBIN TRIP
We started off a lil slow lolz all stuggling to decipher the map and read the 8 grid reference. Throughout the whole trip, we were misled twice. I learnt that, compasses help to navigate the road and let you move in the direction while maps are just plain pieces of paper with many dots and lines and swirls on it. Lol was singing cheers and songs continuously if not need sign extra zzz=.=
But in the end, we were the first to reach! WOOTS! Proved that with teamwork and determination intertwined with hard work, we can do it! :) :)
Have this in mind: Juniors will respect you for what you have on your shoulders, and for what you are in your heart.
I am so going for OTC :)
TANYINGHUI BE PREPARED TO SEE ME THERE!! :)
ZONE 5 ROCK ON!! xD
P.S. I missed out quite some stuff, but then I just dun feel like recapping them. xD
Grrrr...Monday, December 15, 2008
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Sunday, December 7, 2008
Lols yesterday went for class chalet. Reached there then learn mahjong from jianjun, amos and samuel cheong. Jia jun and Zhi Hui are very impatient so like nvr learn anth much. Samuel and Amos more patient (yay:)) then learn le lorh!! Woots!
At night we had barbecue then was quite fun lah. After that went bowling with Amos, Sze Swee, samuel cheong, ling shan and lihao. I won LOL by scoring 80+. SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY PLEASE TEACH ME!!!! LOL tag me or sms me best lah :D Byebye
Grrrr...Sunday, December 07, 2008
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