Monday, March 22, 2010
HEY HEY I change my blog le. It's www.endorphinated-sanity.tumblr.com liao go visit :P someone teach me how to put tagboard in my tumblr page LOL
Grrrr...Monday, March 22, 2010
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Thursday, December 3, 2009
Dunno why but suddenly hav this "feel like blogging" mood and decided to renovate my blog.
Just came back from Tokyo Trip any info refer to Rachel.
Went for NCO camp as camphelper. was quite fun except for the cleaning of BanglaPot.We went there mostly to prepare the meals of the NCOs like cooking Milo, juice drinks etc. and make sure the cadets dun screw up. Feels quite good lor. Just a yr back, I was in Advance tahaning all the shit thrown at us. Seeing what was done to them just bring back the old times.
First Day: Nth much except to learn stuff such as opening the gas, arranging things and walking around. Went with Lionel (from Queensway) and Wen Yu (from New Town). Was introduced to the NCOs as CL haha :) promoted le! Was getting used to the fact that I can walk around the campsite at my own pace and addressing the officers by their first name (not infront of others of course) Went back to CCHY to get the zinc plate and bricks from NPCC. ordy agreed liao but then some extra teachers appeared and talk about stealing from the school is not right. the thing is not abt the long procedures. Is about the ppl keep on nagging and nagging about morals and wat shit. Oh fuck. Got the stuff in the end after calling countless ppl for permission.
Second Day: Dint sleep much on first night so went home that morning to sleep while the NCOs went for their hiking. Slept for 5 hours straight before returning back at 5pm. Slept too much so in the end went to do Night Sentry duty from 12am to 6am. Had a surprise triage at 5.30am so everyone was like running out from their bunks. Was a disaster lah. Not organised and the i/cs like very blur like that.
Third Day: Prepared salt water for the Advance when they came back from Pulau Ubin.Wore my Zone 5 shirt, to everyone's surprise. some still called me sir LOL. Nth much except that we had campfire which is alil not so high compared to my previous campfire. Could have been much revved up.
Fourth Day: Jumped up at 6am due to my stupid handphone. The time still set at Tokyo time zone so everything pushed back by one hour zzz. Played the telematches and fell asleep during debrief lol. Returned the stuff and went eating with Weiming, small Jeffrey, Neilson and Nevin. Then went play Bball. Not surprising that I cant even get a shot in. haiz pathetic. Gotta strt seeking ppl teach me liao.
Till then :)
Grrrr...Thursday, December 03, 2009
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Here's how you do it:
Dear earthlings,
I don't really know how to tell you this,I'm in love with your cat and I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that told in my confession today about the moose poaching and you should stop picking your nose.
Go drown yourself,
Gerald
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Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11).
(12),
Name
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my butt
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost -High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – You are sadistic
Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.
Grrrr...Wednesday, May 06, 2009
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Saturday, April 11, 2009
found and read this on a website. Really lame and funny :)
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother "...please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So, Johnny’s mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
"First Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..." So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
"OK, now take off my skirt..." And he takes off her skirt. "Now, take off my bra..." Which he does.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties..."
And when Johnny finishes removing these, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don’t wear any of my clothes to school any more!
What were you thinking?
LOLZ!
Grrrr...Saturday, April 11, 2009
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Thursday, April 9, 2009
hav time upload more. This is the picture of the day :) XD
Grrrr...Thursday, April 09, 2009
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Sunday, March 15, 2009
It's funny how hello is always accompanied by goodbye.
It's funny how good memories can start to make you cry.
It's funny how forever never seems to really last.
It's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about the past.
It's funny how "friends" can just leave you when you're down.
It's funny how when you need someone they're never be around.
It's funny how people change and they think they are so much better.
It's funny how so many lies can be packed into one love letter.
It's funny how people forgives when they cannot forget.
it's funny how one night can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be.
but the funniest part of all,
is that none of that is funny to me.
lonely
stranded
starless night
Grrrr...Sunday, March 15, 2009
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Friday, March 13, 2009
Pu Yu: I think you have not read this post yet cause, if you visited this blog, you would have spammed it. Anyway, ppl (especially 4H-ers), pls take a look at the circled area. It's amazing isn't it? Zhi Xun you are pro lor. So people. A lesson learnt.
PRACTISE RANDOM KINDNESS.
Grrrr...Friday, March 13, 2009
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